Nice quote whch conveys a deeper meaning-
"A happy relationship is made up of 2 gud forgivers.."
Dnt judge a prsn by wat othrs say..
Coz dat persn may b true 2 u, but nt 2 othrz..
Itz lyk d same sun which melts d ice, hardens d clay too..
Sometimes we struggle thru a tasteless coffee till the last sip
& we find sugar lying at the bottom,
Same is LIFE..
Enough sweetened but not mixed well..
Interesting human psychology-
In lyf sumtyms u start trusting a prsn so bilndly dat wen he/she changes,
U begin 2hate urself bt nt dat prsn.
True Lines:
We wait 4 sum1 til we have patience..
Once our patience ends dat sum1 has 2 wait 4 us forever..
" Two secrets 2 keep relationship strong: *Wenever u r wrong- Admit it. &
Wenever u r right- Juzt Keep Quiet.."
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
so luv the ppl who treat u right and 4get about d ones who don't...
A lovly relationshp has the determination of a mirror which never
loses its ability to reflect even if it is broken into a thousand pieces..
The worst regret v can have in life is not for the wrong things we did,
But for the thousands of right things we did for the wrong one..
"The best relationshp is not the one whch is free frm problems & misunderstanding,
It is the one where one SORRY & a SMILE can make evrythng perfect as before.."
Absolutely unbeatable thought for a lifetime:-
"We can't "BUY" love & friendship
but..
Still We "PAY" heavily for it...:-)
I dnt know d art of showing love, concern and respect for d buddies i care for...
The most difficult phase Of life:
"Its tough when some one special starts to ignore u..
but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind"
Touchy Lines By a Broken Heart:
I Dnt knw y dey Call it Heartbreak.
It Feels Lyk Evry Part of My Body is Broken too.. :'(
U dnt hv 2b super nice alwyz, Sumtyms u hv 2 show ur bad side,
So dat u can sort out who can accept u even at ur worst mood & tym..
"By being frank in lyf, U may get lot of enemies.. But surely, Not fake friends.
The flower that Blooms in adversity is the most beautiful of all.
Blame keeps wounds open, Only forgiveness heals..
Life begins at the end of our comfort zone.
Opportunity when meets preparation, is called LUCK..!!
"The Hardest Victory is the Victory over self..!" -Aristotle
" The Hard way is the only way...!!! "
Sumtyms In Lyf U Have To Run Away Frm All.. Not Just To Create Distance
But, Also To See Who Cares Enuf To Run Behind U.. :-)
"Wher shud i go wen d nly person In d wrld who Is capable of wiping my tears Is makin me cry.."
Luv is:
Wen Boy nvr does homework 2 get Punishment of bending on his knees in class in front of her bench jst 2 see her for whole period..
Frnds r like sketch pens , they colour our life.. I may not be ur favourite colour,
but i do Hope u will need me somewhere to complete your pic of life...
Love is Not Only Made For Those People
Who Love Each Other
But It is Also Made For Those Friends
Who Understand Each Other More Than LOVE...!
D Basic Rule in any kind of Relationships:
"Occupy only d Space dey giv U..
If U try 2 occupy more..
More d Chances of being thrown out..
" As long as we don't 4give people who have hurt us, They occupy a rent free space in our mind..!!"
There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they are the
way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.
Manzilein unhi ko milti hai,
Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai.
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,
Haunslo se udaan hoti hai.
Sahil Pe Bethe Lher Dekhte Rhe, Kab Bdlegi Unki Nzar Dekhte Rhe
Sbne Kaha Wo Teri Kismat Me Nhi
Or Hm Umr Bhar Apni Duao Ka Asar Dekhte Rhe..
Khoobiyan Itni To Nahi Hum Mein,
Ke Kisi Ke Dil Mein Ghar Kar Jayenge,
Par Bhoolna Bhi Aaasaan Nahi Hoga,
Aisa Zaroor Kuch Kar Jayenge.
Dil gumsum, zuban khamosh,
Yeh aankhen aaj nam kyon hai.
Tumhe kabhi paaya hi na tha,
To aaj khone ka gam kyon hai.
E kalam zara ruk-ruk ke chal
kya gajab ka mukam aaya hai,
Thodi der thehar ja E Zalim
Teri nook ne neeche mere mehboob ka naam aya hai.
1 aadmi masjid me sharab p rha tha
Kisine kaha- Masjid me sharab mat piyo
Aadmi-
Pine de Saki masjid me
Warna wo jagah bata jaha Khuda na ho
Dilme hzaro gam chupaye rakhte ha
Haste he sabko hsaye rakhte ha
Log kehte he zindgi ho to hmare jesi
aur hum khud maut ki AAS lgaye rkhte ha
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
agar dosti sachi ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
Insaan Ke Kandho Pe Insaan Ja Rahe The,
Kafan Mein Liptte Kuch Arman Ja Rahe The,
Jinhe Mili Bewafai Mohabbat Mein
Wafa Ki Talash Mein Wo Shamshaan Ja Rahe The.
" Har gum ko pala nahi jata
Kanch ki cheezo ko uchhala nahi jata
Kuchh karna hai to mehnat karo yaaro
Har baat ko "ALL IZ WELL" bol ke tala nahi jata.."
Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par kaise kahe hum unse, hume to har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai.
Maffi mangne ka matlab hamesa yai nahin ki aap galat hain dusara sahi
Pehle kabi ye yade aur ye tanhai na thi
Kabi dil pe madhoshi chai n thi
Jane kya asar kr gyi apki bate
ke is trah kabi yad ksiki ayi na thi
Kya gila kare unse hum bewafai ka,
Hum khud hi laye the mausam tanhai ka,
Wo to milo dur the humse,
Hum hi picha karte rahe unki parchhai ka
"Every tear is a sign of comittment,
Every silent movement is a sign of compromise,
Every smile is a sign of attachment,
Every sms is a sign of rememberance..!"
Funny
Ques. Shadi me dulhan ko ghunghat me kyu rakha jata hai ??
Ans. Taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye abe ye to meri wali thi..
Santa-Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye ha.
Ladka ladki dekhne gaya
thodi der chup baithne k baad bola-
English chalegi na
Ladki sharmate hue- Soda saath me ho toh Desi bhi chalegi
तेरे इश्क ने सरकारी दफ्तर बना दिया दिल को
A tym cms in ur lyf,
"A happy relationship is made up of 2 gud forgivers.."
Dnt judge a prsn by wat othrs say..
Coz dat persn may b true 2 u, but nt 2 othrz..
Itz lyk d same sun which melts d ice, hardens d clay too..
Sometimes we struggle thru a tasteless coffee till the last sip
& we find sugar lying at the bottom,
Same is LIFE..
Enough sweetened but not mixed well..
Interesting human psychology-
In lyf sumtyms u start trusting a prsn so bilndly dat wen he/she changes,
U begin 2hate urself bt nt dat prsn.
True Lines:
We wait 4 sum1 til we have patience..
Once our patience ends dat sum1 has 2 wait 4 us forever..
" Two secrets 2 keep relationship strong: *Wenever u r wrong- Admit it. &
Wenever u r right- Juzt Keep Quiet.."
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
so luv the ppl who treat u right and 4get about d ones who don't...
A lovly relationshp has the determination of a mirror which never
loses its ability to reflect even if it is broken into a thousand pieces..
The worst regret v can have in life is not for the wrong things we did,
But for the thousands of right things we did for the wrong one..
"The best relationshp is not the one whch is free frm problems & misunderstanding,
It is the one where one SORRY & a SMILE can make evrythng perfect as before.."
Absolutely unbeatable thought for a lifetime:-
"We can't "BUY" love & friendship
but..
Still We "PAY" heavily for it...:-)
I dnt know d art of showing love, concern and respect for d buddies i care for...
There may be many who wud impres u better than i can do... Some may even know how to carry on frndship in a far better way than i can...
But one thing i can do is i will be a "true frnd" just try 2 make u feel gud and joyful, help you where i can and will be with you whenever u want...
Dis is me...:-)
Just a fnd of Urz.."
The most difficult phase Of life:
"Its tough when some one special starts to ignore u..
but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind"
"If u can smile when you are completely broken up....
there can be nothing that can break u next time in life..!!!!
Touchy Lines By a Broken Heart:
I Dnt knw y dey Call it Heartbreak.
It Feels Lyk Evry Part of My Body is Broken too.. :'(
U dnt hv 2b super nice alwyz, Sumtyms u hv 2 show ur bad side,
So dat u can sort out who can accept u even at ur worst mood & tym..
"By being frank in lyf, U may get lot of enemies.. But surely, Not fake friends.
The flower that Blooms in adversity is the most beautiful of all.
Blame keeps wounds open, Only forgiveness heals..
Life begins at the end of our comfort zone.
Opportunity when meets preparation, is called LUCK..!!
"The Hardest Victory is the Victory over self..!" -Aristotle
" The Hard way is the only way...!!! "
Sumtyms In Lyf U Have To Run Away Frm All.. Not Just To Create Distance
But, Also To See Who Cares Enuf To Run Behind U.. :-)
"Wher shud i go wen d nly person In d wrld who Is capable of wiping my tears Is makin me cry.."
Luv is:
Wen Boy nvr does homework 2 get Punishment of bending on his knees in class in front of her bench jst 2 see her for whole period..
Frnds r like sketch pens , they colour our life.. I may not be ur favourite colour,
but i do Hope u will need me somewhere to complete your pic of life...
Super quote: "Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye and regret can last for a lifetime."
If you don't know ur own worth and value, then don't expect someone else to calculate it for U.
Sometimes the people who act the happiest are the ones who are going through the most..
Who Love Each Other
But It is Also Made For Those Friends
Who Understand Each Other More Than LOVE...!
D Basic Rule in any kind of Relationships:
"Occupy only d Space dey giv U..
If U try 2 occupy more..
More d Chances of being thrown out..
" As long as we don't 4give people who have hurt us, They occupy a rent free space in our mind..!!"
There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they are the
way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.
Manzilein unhi ko milti hai,
Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai.
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,
Haunslo se udaan hoti hai.
Sahil Pe Bethe Lher Dekhte Rhe, Kab Bdlegi Unki Nzar Dekhte Rhe
Sbne Kaha Wo Teri Kismat Me Nhi
Or Hm Umr Bhar Apni Duao Ka Asar Dekhte Rhe..
Khoobiyan Itni To Nahi Hum Mein,
Ke Kisi Ke Dil Mein Ghar Kar Jayenge,
Par Bhoolna Bhi Aaasaan Nahi Hoga,
Aisa Zaroor Kuch Kar Jayenge.
Dil gumsum, zuban khamosh,
Yeh aankhen aaj nam kyon hai.
Tumhe kabhi paaya hi na tha,
To aaj khone ka gam kyon hai.
E kalam zara ruk-ruk ke chal
kya gajab ka mukam aaya hai,
Thodi der thehar ja E Zalim
Teri nook ne neeche mere mehboob ka naam aya hai.
1 aadmi masjid me sharab p rha tha
Kisine kaha- Masjid me sharab mat piyo
Aadmi-
Pine de Saki masjid me
Warna wo jagah bata jaha Khuda na ho
Dilme hzaro gam chupaye rakhte ha
Haste he sabko hsaye rakhte ha
Log kehte he zindgi ho to hmare jesi
aur hum khud maut ki AAS lgaye rkhte ha
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
agar dosti sachi ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
Insaan Ke Kandho Pe Insaan Ja Rahe The,
Kafan Mein Liptte Kuch Arman Ja Rahe The,
Jinhe Mili Bewafai Mohabbat Mein
Wafa Ki Talash Mein Wo Shamshaan Ja Rahe The.
" Har gum ko pala nahi jata
Kanch ki cheezo ko uchhala nahi jata
Kuchh karna hai to mehnat karo yaaro
Har baat ko "ALL IZ WELL" bol ke tala nahi jata.."
Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par kaise kahe hum unse, hume to har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai.
Maffi mangne ka matlab hamesa yai nahin ki aap galat hain dusara sahi
iska matlab yé bhi ho sakta hain ki aapme rishto ka mah-tav ahankar se jyaada hai
Pehle kabi ye yade aur ye tanhai na thi
Kabi dil pe madhoshi chai n thi
Jane kya asar kr gyi apki bate
ke is trah kabi yad ksiki ayi na thi
Kya gila kare unse hum bewafai ka,
Hum khud hi laye the mausam tanhai ka,
Wo to milo dur the humse,
Hum hi picha karte rahe unki parchhai ka
"Every tear is a sign of comittment,
Every silent movement is a sign of compromise,
Every smile is a sign of attachment,
Every sms is a sign of rememberance..!"
Funny
Ques. Shadi me dulhan ko ghunghat me kyu rakha jata hai ??
Ans. Taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye abe ye to meri wali thi..
Santa-Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye ha.
Banta-To isme problm kya ha
Santa-Yar pta nhi papa mujhe le jayge ya nhi.
Sante ne nawa bullet leya par ohde baapu ne ohnu bahut kutteya.!!
kyonki ohne number plate te number di jagah likhvaya si.
" Sohniya kudiya nu jhoote free..!!! "
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Santa Tadap Tadap ke Marne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki Usse tabhi Yaad Aaya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai
wapas utha or bola sala dara diya
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Santa Tadap Tadap ke Marne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki Usse tabhi Yaad Aaya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai
wapas utha or bola sala dara diya
Sabse Himmat waala kaun Hai?
Wo jo "LOOSE MOTIONS"
Lagne k bad B "GAS"
Chhodne ki risk leta Hai.
Ladka ladki dekhne gaya
thodi der chup baithne k baad bola-
English chalegi na
Ladki sharmate hue- Soda saath me ho toh Desi bhi chalegi
कभी कभी मेरे दिल में ख्याल आता है..
कि जिंदगी तेरी जुल्फों की घनी छाँव में कट जाए..
तो
Home Loan लेने की जरुरत ही ना पड़े..
तेरे इश्क ने सरकारी दफ्तर बना दिया दिल को
न कोई काम करता है न कोई बात सुनता है --मुन्नवर राणा
A tym cms in ur lyf,
Wen ur gf begins 2trust u,
it doesnt mean u hv bcm a true lover,
It simply means u hv lost ur flirting abilities..
Sardar dials a no.- a girl picks up the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main Geeta, aap kaun?
Sardar: Main GURU GRANTH SAHIB..
Mom :
Wife to hubby: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho, ke me Khush bhi ho jaon or Jal bhi jaon.
Hubby Jaan Tum meri Zindagi Ho....
or
Lanat hai aisi Zindagi pe...
Na poochh teri judaai k lamhe hum kaise bita rahe hai ~
Paani mein Surf Excel mila k bulbulay bana rahe hai!
Senti and touchy
Q Banaya Muje Ae Banane Wale
Bahut Gam Dete he Zamane Wale
Maine Aag K Ujale Me Kuch Chehro Ko Dekha He
Mere Apne hi the Mujhko jalane Wale
Majbur the halat se pyar jata na sake
Khate rahe jakhm kisi ko bata na sake
Chahto ki hadd se chaha use
Sirf apna dil nikal kar dikha na sake
" Come fall in Love"
Bas ek ehsaan sanam hum pe kardo,
sirf ek nazar dekhkar raham kar do,
phir aur kuch na mang sakenge hum tumse,
us ek nazar se hume khatam kar do ..
Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai
Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti
Har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti
Na jane khuda kya saza de raha hai
Jo aajkal aapse mulakat nahi hoti
Murjha gaye phool par bahar wohi hai,
door rehte ho par pyaar wohi hai,
jante hai hum mil nahin pa rahe hai aapse,
magar in aankhon mein intezaar wohi hai..
Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
Teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
Jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
Apne haataon ki woh lakeer mita li meine,
Gam K Aansu Dikha Nahi Sakte,
Apna Haq Aap Par Jata Nahi Sakte,
Anmol Ho AAP Meri Nigahon Me,
Yeh Bat Hum Aapko Ek Shayari Mein Bata Nahi Sakte.
"Wo khatam qaid ki miyad bhi nhi karta
Magar main zehmat-e-faryad bhi nhi karta
kabhi kabhi vo mujhe itna yaad aata hai,
Main zid mein aa ke usse yaad bhi nhi karta"
"The real problem doesn't starts by looking at a girl,
But it begins when she turns back & gives a smile..":-)
She Is Not d Only Girl In d Universe...
But, She Is d Only One That Matters...!!
it doesnt mean u hv bcm a true lover,
It simply means u hv lost ur flirting abilities..
Sardar dials a no.- a girl picks up the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main Geeta, aap kaun?
Sardar: Main GURU GRANTH SAHIB..
Mom :
Sante meri ik chappal laab de.
Smart sANta aftr 5 min
open google.com and type
"www.bebe di khabbe pair d chapal.com"
Wife to hubby: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho, ke me Khush bhi ho jaon or Jal bhi jaon.
Hubby Jaan Tum meri Zindagi Ho....
or
Lanat hai aisi Zindagi pe...
Na poochh teri judaai k lamhe hum kaise bita rahe hai ~
Paani mein Surf Excel mila k bulbulay bana rahe hai!
Senti and touchy
Q Banaya Muje Ae Banane Wale
Bahut Gam Dete he Zamane Wale
Maine Aag K Ujale Me Kuch Chehro Ko Dekha He
Mere Apne hi the Mujhko jalane Wale
Majbur the halat se pyar jata na sake
Khate rahe jakhm kisi ko bata na sake
Chahto ki hadd se chaha use
Sirf apna dil nikal kar dikha na sake
" Come fall in Love"
Bas ek ehsaan sanam hum pe kardo,
sirf ek nazar dekhkar raham kar do,
phir aur kuch na mang sakenge hum tumse,
us ek nazar se hume khatam kar do ..
Bahut khushnooma kal ki Raat guzri hai
Kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri hai
Na neend aayi na Khwaab koi
Bas aap hi ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai
Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti
Har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti
Na jane khuda kya saza de raha hai
Jo aajkal aapse mulakat nahi hoti
Murjha gaye phool par bahar wohi hai,
door rehte ho par pyaar wohi hai,
jante hai hum mil nahin pa rahe hai aapse,
magar in aankhon mein intezaar wohi hai..
Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
Teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
Jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
Apne haataon ki woh lakeer mita li meine,
Gam K Aansu Dikha Nahi Sakte,
Apna Haq Aap Par Jata Nahi Sakte,
Anmol Ho AAP Meri Nigahon Me,
Yeh Bat Hum Aapko Ek Shayari Mein Bata Nahi Sakte.
"Wo khatam qaid ki miyad bhi nhi karta
Magar main zehmat-e-faryad bhi nhi karta
kabhi kabhi vo mujhe itna yaad aata hai,
Main zid mein aa ke usse yaad bhi nhi karta"
"The real problem doesn't starts by looking at a girl,
But it begins when she turns back & gives a smile..":-)
She Is Not d Only Girl In d Universe...
But, She Is d Only One That Matters...!!
